You're so nebulous sometimes
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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