So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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