quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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