Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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