And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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