I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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