wanna go halves on a baby?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Bring me that man meat
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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