I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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