Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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