so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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