I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
either way he was missing a nipple.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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