i think i have herpe
just one?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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