Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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