omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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