so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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