you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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