That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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