Dual....:-)
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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