tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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