What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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