Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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