Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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