I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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