i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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