Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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