it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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