bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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