So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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