I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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