when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Screwed.edu
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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