Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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