SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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