The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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