haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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