If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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