Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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