I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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