Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You dont lie about slip and slides
I won't apologize to a one balled man
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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