i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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