I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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