I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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