What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
