I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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