i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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