Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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