well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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