i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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