WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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