hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i believe in u and ur pee
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