I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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