I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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