Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
