Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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