What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Farmville is her only friend.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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