I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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