I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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