i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.